Couple who shades together stay together
I chose the impossible. I chose… Rapture.
If you could trade your twin’s personality with another person…
People who think bassists and drummers are not important cannot be trusted
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
Tegan loves her phone. She even gave it a pillow to rest on. #filmfromparahoy
CLEANING THE HOUSE WHILE DRUNK IS THE BEST IDEA EVER, I DONT REMEMBER MOPPING THE FLOORS BUT THEY HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN DONE
guys please don’t do six shots of vodka and then clean your house. i vacuumed up a whole deck of cards and fell asleep on the rug for two hours
if you don’t like my thighs ur wrong cuz they are so soft u could put ur face in them and take a nap or do other things idk